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Links, curiosities & mixed wonders – 7

Back with Bizzarro Bazar’s mix of exotic and quirky trouvailles, quite handy when it comes to entertaining your friends and acting like the one who’s always telling funny stories. Please grin knowingly when they ask you where in the world you find all this stuff.

  • We already talked about killer rabbits in the margins of medieval books. Now a funny video unveils the mystery of another great classic of illustrated manuscripts: snail-fighting knights. SPOILER: it’s those vicious Lumbards again.
  • As an expert on alternative sexualities, Ayzad has developed a certain aplomb when discussing the most extreme and absurd erotic practices — in Hunter Thompson’s words, “when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro“. Yet even a shrewd guy like him was baffled by the most deranged story in recent times: the Nazi furry scandal.
  • In 1973, Playboy asked Salvador Dali to collaborate with photographer Pompeo Posar for an exclusive nude photoshoot. The painter was given complete freedom and control over the project, so much so that he was on set directing the shooting. Dali then manipulated the shots produced during that session through collage. The result is a strange and highly enjoyable example of surrealism, eggs, masks, snakes and nude bunnies. The Master, in a letter to the magazine, calimed to be satisfied with the experience: “The meaning of my work is the motivation that is of the purest – money. What I did for Playboy is very good, and your payment is equal to the task.” (Grazie, Silvia!)

  • Speaking of photography, Robert Shults dedicated his series The Washing Away of Wrongs to the biggest center for the study of decomposition in the world, the Forensic Anthropology Center at Texas State University. Shot in stark, high-contrast black and white as they were shot in the near-infrared spectrum, these pictures are really powerful and exhibit an almost dream-like quality. They document the hard but necessary work of students and researchers, who set out to understand the modifications in human remains under the most disparate conditions: the ever more precise data they gather will become invaluable in the forensic field. You can find some more photos in this article, and here’s Robert Shults website.

  • One last photographic entry. Swedish photographer Erik Simander produced a series of portraits of his grandfather, after he just became a widower. The loneliness of a man who just found himself without his life’s companion is described through little details (the empty sink, with a single toothbrush) that suddenly become definitive, devastating symbols of loss; small, poetic and lacerating touches, delicate and painful at the same time. After all, grief is a different feeling for evry person, and Simander shows a commendable discretion in observing the limit, the threshold beyond which emotions become too personal to be shared. A sublime piece of work, heart-breaking and humane, and which has the merit of tackling an issue (the loss of a partner among the elderly) still pretty much taboo. This theme had already been brought to the big screen in 2012 by the ruthless and emotionally demanding Amour, directed by Michael Haneke.
  • Speaking of widowers, here’s a great article on another aspect we hear very little about: the sudden sex-appeal of grieving men, and the emotional distress it can cause.
  • To return to lighter subjects, here’s a spectacular pincushion seen in an antique store (spotted and photographed by Emma).

  • Are you looking for a secluded little place for your vacations, Arabian nights style? You’re welcome.
  • Would you prefer to stay home with your box of popcorn for a B-movies binge-watching session? Here’s one of the best lists you can find on the web. You have my word.
  • The inimitable Lindsey Fitzharris published on her Chirurgeon’s Apprentice a cute little post about surgical removal of bladder stones before the invention of anesthesia. Perfect read to squirm deliciously in your seat.
  • Death Expo was recently held in Amsterdam, sporting all the latest novelties in the funerary industry. Among the best designs: an IKEA-style, build-it-yourself coffin, but above all the coffin to play games on. (via DeathSalon)
  • I ignore how or why things re-surface at a certain time on the Net. And yet, for the last few days (at least in my whacky internet bubble) the story of Portuguese serial killer Diogo Alves has been popping out again and again. Not all of Diogo Alves, actually — just his head, which is kept in a jar at the Faculty of Medicine in Lisbon. But what really made me chuckle was discovering one of the “related images” suggested by Google algorythms:

Diogo’s head…

…Radiohead.

  • Remember the Tsavo Man-Eaters? There’s a very good Italian article on the whole story — or you can read the English Wiki entry. (Thanks, Bruno!)
  • And finally we get to the most succulent news: my old native town, Vicenza, proved to still have some surprises in store for me.
    On the hills near the city, in the Arcugnano district, a pre-Roman amphitheatre has just been discovered. It layed buried for thousands of years… it could accomodate up to 4300 spectators and 300 actors, musicians, dancers… and the original stage is still there, underwater beneath the small lake… and there’s even a cave which acted as a megaphone for the actors’ voices, amplifying sounds from 8 Hz to 432 Hz… and there’s even a nearby temple devoted to Janus… and that temple was the real birthplace of Juliet, of Shakespearean fame… and there are even traces of ancient canine Gods… and of the passage of Julius Cesar and Cleopatra…. and… and…
    And, pardon my rudeness, wouldn’t all this happen to be a hoax?


No, it’s not a mere hoax, it is an extraordinary hoax. A stunt that would deserve a slow, admired clap, if it wasn’t a plain fraud.
The creative spirit behind the amphitheatre is the property owner, Franco Malosso von Rosenfranz (the name says it all). Instead of settling for the traditional Italian-style unauthorized development  — the classic two or three small houses secretely and illegally built — he had the idea of faking an archeological find just to scam tourists. Taking advantage of a license to build a passageway between two parts of his property, so that the constant flow of trucks and bulldozers wouldn’t raise suspicions, Malosso von Rosenfranz allegedly excavated his “ancient” theatre, with the intention of opening it to the public at the price of 40 € per visitor, and to put it up for hire for big events.
Together with the initial enthusiasm and popularity on social networks, unfortunately came legal trouble. The evidence against Malosso was so blatant from the start, that he immediately ended up on trial without any preliminary hearing. He is charged with unauthorized building, unauthorized manufacturing and forgery.
Therefore, this wonderful example of Italian ingenuity will be dismanteled and torn down; but the amphitheatre website is fortunately still online, a funny fanta-history jumble devised to back up the real site. A messy mixtre of references to local figures, famous characters from the Roman Era, supermarket mythology and (needless to say) the omnipresent Templars.


The ultimate irony is that there are people in Arcugnano still supporting him because, well, “at least now we have a theatre“. After all, as the Wiki page on unauthorized building explains, “the perception of this phenomenon as illegal […] is so thin that such a crime does not entail social reprimand for a large percentage of the population. In Italy, this malpractice has damaged and keeps damaging the economy, the landscape and the culture of law and respect for regulations“.
And here resides the brilliance of old fox Malosso von Rosenfranz’s plan: to cash in on these times of post-truth, creating an unauthorized building which does not really degrade the territory, but rather increase — albeit falsely — its heritage.
Well, you might have got it by now. I am amused, in a sense. My secret chimeric desire is that it all turns out to be an incredible, unprecedented art installations.  Andthat Malosso one day might confess that yes, it was all a huge experiment to show how little we care abot our environment and landscape, how we leave our authenticarcheological wonders fall apart, and yet we are ready to stand up for the fake ones. (Thanks, Silvietta!)

Links, curiosities & mixed wonders – 3

New miscellanea of interesting links and bizarre facts.

  • There’s a group of Italian families who decided, several years ago, to try and live on top of the trees. In 2010 journalist Antonio Gregolin visited these mysterious “hermits” — actually not as reclusive as you might think —, penning a wonderful reportage on their arboreal village (text in Italian, but lots of amazing pics).

  • An interesting long read on disgust, on the cognitive biases it entails, and on how it could have played an essential role in the rise of morals, politics and laws — basically, in shaping human societies.
  • Are you ready for a travel in music, space and time? On this website you get to choose a country and a decade from 1900 to this day, and discover what were the biggest hits back in the time. Plan your trip/playlist on a virtual taxi picking unconceivably distant stops: you might start off from the first recordings of traditional chants in Tanzania, jump to Korean disco music from the Eighties, and reach some sweet Norwegian psychedelic pop from the Sixties. Warning, may cause addiction.
  • Speaking of time, it’s a real mystery why this crowdfunding campaign for the ultimate minimalist watch didn’t succeed. It would have made a perfect accessory for philosophers, and latecomers.
  • The last issue of Illustrati has an evocative title and theme, “Circles of light”. In my contribution, I tell the esoteric underground of Northern Italy in which I grew up: The Only Chakra.
  • During the terrible flooding that recently hit Louisiana, some coffins were seen floating down the streets. A surreal sight, but not totally surprising: here is my old post about Holt Cemetery in New Orleans, where from time to time human remains emerge from the ground.

  • In the Pelican State, you can always rely on traditional charms and gris-gris to avoid bad luck — even if by now they have become a tourist attraction: here are the five best shops to buy your voodoo paraphernalia in NOLA.
  • Those who follow my work have probably heard me talking about “dark wonder“, the idea that we need to give back to wonder its original dominance on darkness. A beautiful article on the philosophy of awe (Italian only) reiterates the concept: “the original astonishment, the thauma, is not always just a moment of grace, a positive feeling: it possesses a dimension of horror and anguish, felt by anyone who approaches an unknown reality, so different as to provoke turmoil and fear“.
  • Which are the oldest mummies in the world? The pharaohs of Egypt?
    Wrong. Chinchorro mummies, found in the Atacama desert between Chile and Peru, are more ancient than the Egyptian ones. And not by a century or two: they are two thousand years older.
    (Thanks, Cristina!)

  • Some days ago Wu Ming 1 pointed me to an article appeared on The Atlantic about an imminent head transplant: actually, this is not recent news, as neurosurgeon from Turin Sergio Canavero has been a controversial figure for some years now. On Bizzarro Bazar I discussed the history of head transplants in an old article, and if I never talked about Canavero it’s because the whole story is really a bit suspect.
    Let’s recap the situation: in 2013 Canavero caused some fuss in the scientific world by declaring that by 2017 he might be able to perform a human head transplant (or, better, a body transplant). His project, named HEAVEN/Gemini (Head Anastomosis Venture with Cord Fusion), aims to overcome the difficulties in reconnecting the spinal chord by using some fusogenic “glues” such as polyethylene glycol (PEG) or chitosan to induce merging between the donor’s and the receiver’s cells. This means we would be able to provide a new, healthier body to people who are dying of any kind of illness (with the obvious exception of cerebral pathologies).
    As he was not taken seriously, Canavero gave it another try at the beginning of 2015, announcing shortly thereafter that he found a volunteer for his complex surgical procedure, thirty-year-old Russian Valery Spiridonov who is suffering from an incurable genetic disease. The scientific community, once again, labeled his theories as baseless, dangerous science fiction: it’s true that transplant technology dramatically improved during the last few years, but according to the experts we are still far from being able to attempt such an endeavour on a human being — not to mention, of course, the ethical issues.
    At the beginning of this year, Canavero announced he has made some progress: he claimed he successfully tested his procedure on mice and even on a monkey, with the support of a Chinese team, and leaked a video and some controversial photos.
    As can be easily understood, the story is far from limpid. Canavero is progressively distancing himself from the scientific community, and seems to be especially bothered by the peer-review system not allowing him (shoot!) to publish his research without it first being evaluated and examined; even the announcement of his experiments on mice and monkeys was not backed up by any published paper. Basically, Canavero has proved to be very skillful in creating a media hype (popularizing his advanced techinque on TV, in the papers and even a couple of TEDx talks with the aid of… some picturesque and oh-so-very-Italian spaghetti), and in time he was able to build for himself the character of an eccentric and slightly crazy genius, a visionary Frankenstein who might really have found a cure-all remedy — if only his dull collegues would listen to him. At the same time he appears to be uncomfortable with scientific professional ethics, and prefers to keep calling out for “private philantropists” of the world, looking for some patron who is willing to provide the 12.5 millions needed to give his cutting-edge experiment a try.
    In conclusion, looking at all this, it is hard not to think of some similar, well-known incidents. But never say never: we will wait for the next episode, and in the meantime…
  • …why not (re)watch  The Thing With Two Heads (1972), directed by exploitation genius Lee Frost?
    This trashy little gem feature the tragicomic adventures of a rich and racist surgeon — played by Ray Milland, at this point already going through a low phase in his career — who is terminally ill and therefore elaborates a complex scheme to have his head transplanted on a healthy body; but he ends waking up attached to the shoulder of an African American man from death row, determined to prove his own innocence. Car chases, cheesy gags and nonsense situations make for one of the weirdest flicks ever.

Oddities

Discovery Channel ha da poco lanciato un nuovo programma che sembra pensato apposta per gli appassionati di collezionismo macabro e scientifico: la serie è intitolata Oddities (“Stranezze”), e racconta la strana e particolare vita quotidiana dei proprietari del famoso negozio newyorkese Obscura Antiques and Oddities, la versione americana del nostrano Nautilus, di cui abbiamo già parlato.

I due simpatici proprietari di questa spettacolare wunderkammer ci mostrano in ogni episodio come vengono a scoprire di giorno in giorno oggetti curiosi, strabilianti o rari, regalandoci anche un’inaspettata galleria di personaggi che frequentano il negozio. Collezionisti seri e compunti che arrivano con la fida ventiquattrore dopo un importante meeting, gente semplice dai gusti particolari, giovani darkettoni appesantiti da centinaia di piercing, compositori musicali del calibro di Danny Elfman, bizzarri personaggi che collezionano articoli funerari e si emozionano per un tavolo da imbalsamazione, ragazzi normali che hanno scoperto nel solaio del nonno una testa di manzo siamese imbalsamata, o una bara ottocentesca, e cercano di ricavarci qualche soldo.

Mike Zohn ed Evan Michelson, i due proprietari di Obscura, passano il loro tempo fra mercati delle pulci e aste di antiquariato, cercando tutto ciò che è inusuale e bizzarro. Nella loro carriera di collezionisti hanno accumulato alcuni fra i pezzi più incredibili.

Purtroppo in Italia questa serie non è ancora arrivata, ed essendo un prodotto di nicchia è probabile che non la vedremo mai sui nostri teleschermi. Per consolarvi, ecco alcuni estratti da YouTube.

Mike ed Evan riescono ad annusare un’autentica mano di mummia egizia, che stando alla loro descrizione esala un “inebriante” odore di resina:

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“Oggigiorno è sempre più difficile trovare una testa mummificata”:

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Un’addetta delle pompe funebri (leggermente disturbata, a quanto sembra) ha una collezione invidiabile di strumenti di imbalsamazione e non sta più nella pelle quando Evan le propone l’acquisto di un tavolo utilizzato per presentare il cadavere nella camera ardente… dopotutto, si intona con gli strumenti antichi che lei ha già… come resistere?

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Un avventore scopre che quello che ha in mano è l’osso del pene di un tricheco. La maggior parte dei mammiferi (uomo escluso) è dotato di un simile osso. Sarà disposto a sborsare 450 $  per questo articolo?

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Un ragazzo ha acquistato al mercato delle pulci una scatola piena di escrementi fossilizzati che gli hanno assicurato essere di dinosauro. Coproliti è il termine scientifico. Purtroppo, Mike gli spiega che quelli sono probabilmente escrementi di mammifero. Le deiezioni di uccelli e rettili sono molto più acquose. Pensate se doveste togliere una cosa del genere dal vostro parabrezza?

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Macabre collezioni

Abbiamo spesso parlato, su Bizzarro Bazar, di wunderkammer, esibizioni anatomiche, collezionisti del macabro e di oggetti conservati gelosamente nonostante il (o forse proprio a causa del) loro potenziale inquietante. È divertente notare come, nell’immaginario comune, chi si impegna in tale tipo di collezionismo sia normalmente associato alle tendenze dark o, peggio, sataniste; quando spesso si tratta di persone assolutamente comuni che mantengono intatto un quasi infantile senso della curiosità e della meraviglia.

Oggi, grazie a un articolo di Newsweek (segnalatoci da Materies Morbi) questo argomento poco battuto dalla stampa ci risolleva per un attimo dalla superficie di notizie e articoli insipidi quotidiani.

L’autrice dell’articolo, la scrittrice Caroline H. Dworin, si interroga sul perché certe persone provino attrazione verso reperti anatomici, feti sotto formalina, esemplari tassidermici deformi, strumenti chirurgici, o portafogli e antichi grimori rilegati in pelle umana. Alcune parti dell’articolo ci hanno toccato personalmente, visto che anche noi nel nostro piccolo collezioniamo da anni questo tipo di oggetti e reperti. E per una volta ci sembra che le ipotesi fornite dall’articolo siano condivisibili e soprattutto molto umane.

Nell’articolo, la simpatica Joanna Ebstein di Morbid Anatomy viene interpellata sulla sua esperienza come collezionista. Qualche tempo fa noi avevamo chiesto la stessa cosa anche al proprietario del favoloso Nautilus di Torino, e la sua risposta era stata analoga. Quello che attira in questi oggetti è il fatto che sono oggetti che parlano, hanno una storia, e ci interrogano. Sono cioè piccoli pezzi di vita fossilizzata che non possono lasciarci indifferenti. “C’è qualcosa di molto eccitante in simili oggetti, aprono così tante strade differenti: divengono oggetti con un significato”. Joanna sta anche portando avanti un progetto fotografico a lungo termine che documenta i “gabinetti delle meraviglie” privati e le collezioni segrete più incredibili attraverso il globo (Private Cabinets Photo Series).

“Le persone sono veramente attratte dalle cose che creano un ponte fra la vita e la morte”, dice Evan Michelson, proprietaria di Obscura, Antiques and Oddities, un piccolo negozio nell’East Village di New York specializzato in oggetti macabri vittoriani. “Se la tua personalità ha anche solo un’ombra di malinconia, finisci per trovare conforto in cose che altre persone trovano tristi”. Evan ha anche notato che le femmine sembrano essere attratte da questo tipo di collezione in proporzione largamente maggiore dei maschi. La sua collezione personale vanta molti oggetti “malinconici”, elementi di scene del crimine, strumenti medici, stampe di malattie e lesioni incurabili, preparati in barattolo, animali siamesi. “Ho alcuni cuccioli di maiale fusi assieme che sono davvero tristi – aggiunge – sembra che stiano danzando”.

Michelson fa anche collezione di bare per infanti. “Ho a casa mia una delle più piccole bare commerciali mai realizzate. Reca l’iscrizione Soffrite bambini per arrivare a Me. Ha le sue piccole cerniere, e i sostegni per i portatori, come se fossero stati realmente necessari dei portatori”.

Altri ancora trovano in questi oggetti una fonte di ispirazione artistica. Roald Dahl, l’autore di tante favole moderne per bambini, dopo un intervento chirurgico aveva conservato la testa del suo stesso femore, così come alcuni pezzi della sua spina dorsale in un barattolo. Lo aiutavano a meditare, e a scrivere.

“C’è molto poco, a questo mondo, che sia solo bianco o nero”. Così si esprime J. Bazzel, direttore delle comunicazioni del celebre Mütter Museum di Philadelphia, e racconta che nella immensa collezione anatomica del museo trovano posto diversi esemplari di cuoio umano. “Sentiamo parlare di cuoio umano, e subito pensiamo ai Nazisti – ma c’era un periodo in cui rilegare in pelle umana un testo scientifico o medico era un segno di rispetto. Magari un paziente aveva aiutato a scoprire una nuova conoscenza, a capire qualcosa di documentato in quel testo, e utilizzare la sua pelle era un modo di commemorarlo, onorarlo, e tributargli rispetto”. Seguendo questo ragionamento, lo stesso Bazzel, 38 anni, ha donato parte del suo corpo al museo: le sue ossa del bacino, rimosse chirurgicamente anni or sono a causa di uno sfibramento osseo dovuto alla reazione ad un farmaco utilizzato contro l’AIDS, di cui è affetto. Le ha donate al museo per testimoniare e insegnare ai visitatori quanto complessa e devastante la cura di questa sindrome possa risultare. “C’è molto poco a questo mondo, che sia bianco o nero… La paura di una persona è la gioia di un’altra; l’incubo di uno è la realtà di un altro”.

Sarcofagi a vite

Donald Scruggs ha brevettato, nel 2007, delle bare piuttosto particolari, pensate per semplificare l’operazione di interramento: vanno avvitate nel terreno.

Su Google Patents trovate il brevetto integrale. Le bare, a tenuta stagna, sono pensate per poter essere posizionate anche sul fondo di laghetti artificiali, o altri specchi d’acqua.

Scoperto via BoingBoing.

Safety Coffins

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I safety coffins, bare di sicurezza, si diffusero nel XVIII e XIX secolo, ed erano dei feretri attrezzati in caso di esequie premature.

La paura di essere sepolti vivi era diffusa e fondata: erano infatti regolari i rapporti che parlavano del ritrovamento, durante la riesumazione, di corpi usciti per metà dalla cassa, o dalla posizione scomposta e dalle unghie strappate, o dei coperchi ricoperti di graffi. La letteratura, dal canto suo, sfruttava questa tremenda immagine: Le esequie premature di Edgar Allan Poe, del 1844, racconta proprio di vari casi attestati e del terrore che lo stesso Poe, sofferente di catalessi, aveva di essere sepolto vivo.

Durante l’epidemia di colera a cavallo fra ‘700 e ‘800, la paura raggiunse il suo apice. Cominciarono dunque ad essere costruite le prime “bare sicure”, che prevedevano aperture dall’interno, e molto spesso l’utilizzo di sistemi di comunicazione con l’esterno, quali ad esempio una campana la cui corda aveva un’ estremità che finiva dentro alla cassa da morto.

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Il problema di questo metodo è che la decomposizione poteva causare movimenti improvvisi della salma e portare così a delle “false” richieste di soccorso. Altre variazioni del metodo della campana prevedevano bandiere e fuochi d’artificio. Alcuni brevetti includevano scale, vie di fuga, “cannocchiali” puntati sul volto del defunto – per controllare il suo stato – addirittura tubi per il cibo, ma ironicamente molti erano sprovvisti della funzione basilare: il rifornimento d’aria.

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Nel 1995, il nostrano Fabrizio Caselli ha brevettato il più moderno dei safety coffin: la bara è dotata di un allarme, un sistema di interfono, una torcia elettrica, un apparecchio di respirazione ad ossigeno, uno stimolatore cardiaco e un sistema di monitoraggio dei battiti del cuore (www.morteserena.it).

Eppure, nonostante tutte le precauzioni che la paura di essere sepolti vivi ha ispirato, non si ha notizia di nessuno che sia stato salvato da una “bara di sicurezza”.

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